Praise The Victorious, Tuesday Edition

All I have to say first is, Haha, in your face George Bush! Pretty much humiliated because of Barrack Obama, pretty much showing that if you didn't talk about the wars so much, America would be in a better state. Ukraine battled out England in the World Cup qualifier, showing the determination of the players to beat a resilient English side. Maradona is the luckiest man in the world! Not only has he been helped by god when he slam-dunked a football into the net all those years ago, but now Martin Palermo has saved his job with the most important goal of Argentina's qualifying. Praise the victorious!